ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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