two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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