when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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