I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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