come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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