I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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