MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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