idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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