Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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