the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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