I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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