I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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