It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
