Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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