i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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