i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
ttyl tear gas
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
