Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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