You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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