Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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