That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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