i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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