But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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