So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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