Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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