bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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