my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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