ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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