The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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