so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
