we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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