My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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