I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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