The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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