i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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