so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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