In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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