My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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