So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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