Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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