you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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