why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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