my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So vagazzling was a success
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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