As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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