THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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