i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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