I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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