just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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