What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
