Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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