Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
