Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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