there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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