i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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