Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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