Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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