fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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